1. This is bad. Hope it's not raining like this tomorrow.
2. He said to dress casual. You think a Pokemon T-shirt is too casual? It's the rehearsal.
3. No, you just sit up here. You're the groom's parents.
4. It's raining like a mother-fucker out there.
5. You better try on your tux, Bill. My shirt -- one arm was longer than the other. I tried it on yesterday, and they fed ex'd me a new shirt.
6. I never try new foods, but I tried the fried ravioli. I gotta have this again!
7. I don't like the polenta.
8. Will you cater our next party?
9. Damn, it's foggy. It shows a lake on the scorecard. Where's the fucking lake?
10. Is that the sun?
11. La Gloria Cubana?
12. Umm ... Dad, you're not supposed to inhale. You're gonna puke. You're fuckin' nuts, y'know?
13. What are French cuffs?
14. C'mon, we gotta go already!
15. Who's playing guitar? Is that really Jackson? He's so good!
16. They look just like you.
17. Is that thunder?
18. Oh, look at the spots on my dress from the raindrops!
19. Think we can all fit in that gazebo?
20. The minister's a woman?
21. Oh, look, he's crying. He's so cute.
22. She looks beautiful.
23. Was that lightning?
24. Yes, I do.
25. I sure do.
26. I present to you, Mr. and Mrs. Matthew Lang.
27. Don't they look great?
28. I had them both in class, and I could tell from their writing that she loves him and that he loves her; and I'm so happy to be here to celebrate their wedding.
29. I'm Jewish. You're not, but you're acting like it. This is what old, Jewish women talk about at weddings. I'm not into that.
30. The DJ doesn't have "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You."
31. The wedding was so pretty out by the lake; and actually, it was better being overcast and not real, real bright.
32. It's raining again.
33. We've been through a lot together, including being held at gun point one night on the side of the road by state troopers.
34. It's crazy, isn't it, Dad?
35. Now, which one is "-d?"
36. Who's the blonde, the one who looks like she used to be a pole dancer.
37. They really do love each other.
38. Where's Punta Cana? Like somewhere near Cancun, man. I heard the Holiday Inn is nice there.
39. What the fuck is the Dominican Republic? That's a new country, right, man?
Posted by Bill at August 11, 2003 11:09 PMNow, which one is "-d?"
How cool.... I got to be part of the fun! I feel like part of the family!!
-d
Loved the comments - they should be pasted in a memory album for Matt & Mel together with photographs which would not be included in the official wedding album.
Posted by: Michelle at August 12, 2003 01:10 AMAlmost as good as photos!
Posted by: Anji at August 12, 2003 01:56 AMWho's the blonde who looks like she used to be a pole dancer. - that one is -d..... LOL!!!
-d
Posted by: d at August 12, 2003 01:10 PM