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Report From Knox County

I love this guy, D.T., and have since I met him during our freshman year in college. He was funny, sincere, country smart, and unassuming. He's the only guy I know whose brother shot him in the butt with a .22 rifle -- they were just playin' around. D.T. missed; his brother didn't. He was married to Lee way back then, and she fixed some great meals when I went over to their place to visit.

I got an e-mail from D.T. this evening, part of which I'm sharing with you. I hope he doesn't mind; otherwise, he might shoot me in the ass. All I got to say is, if he does, he better not miss again.

Topic of interest, periodically when we get laundry out of the washer and put it in the dryer we get shocked. Lee got it good enough monday that it numbed her arm. Which gave her the incentive to call the repair man. He came out tues. and got the shit shocked out of him, which was really funny because i had him in school. He got shocked about ten times before he would believe me. Dumbass hasn't gotten any smarter! We finally unplugged both appliances. He really got lit, I had to go outside, really fuckin funny, he doesn't swear. I'm still laughing. dumbshit. I would have cussed my ass off. He would jump every time he got hit. Anyway we hunted all over the place for a wire touching a gas line or water line. Didn't find anything. i got him to ground the dryer too and that stopped it. Something is still fucked up though it looks really weird to see something unplugged and to still get shocked. Maybe that is what caused the blackout. We didn't lose our power hope you didn't either. We are going to my neice's house sat. to redo her bathroom. My brother and I should be fun. later d.t.

That's the report from down in Knox County out in the country.