September 14, 2003

We're Not in Indiana Any More

On the drive across Indiana on I-70 and into Ohio towards Columbus:

"We're not in Indiana anymore."

"We may as well be. It all looks the same, doesn't it?"

"No, I think that's a hill over there. ... No, no, just a truck under a tarp."

"That's what I said, Billy. It all looks the same, doesn't it."

"Maybe I should talk with an accent."

And driving north on Ohio Route 83 toward Lake Erie near Grafton, Ohio ...

"You know, Bill, if I didn't know exactly where we are right now, I would say that this looks just like Indiana. Look, doesn't this look like we're just outside of Terre Haute?"

"Shit, Scott. You're right. And there's a fucking prison right up ahead here. Oh, man, fuck, no ... "

"Yep. We're hicks."

Posted by Bill at September 14, 2003 05:34 PM
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