October 10, 2003

Penis Envy

I have canceled plans to visit Gambia.

Pairin Pongprasert. Who is she? You don't know? She is Miss Condom 2003. A transvestite who entered apparently blew it and lost.

Sometimes broom closets are turned into offices, and sometimes public restrooms are turned into art galleries.

And Red Rountree was 76 when, in 1987, he got re-married after the death of his first wife to a 31-year-old babe. They got divorced; so, Red started a new career -- bank robbery. He's 91 now. Got caught. Again.

And thank dog that the World Conker Championship will go on as scheduled on Sunday from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. despite the fact that the conkers are too small and too soft for competition status. They're bringing in conkers, big and hard, from Italy and Holland for the championship.

It's Friday. What do you want? Commentary?

Posted by Bill at October 10, 2003 11:54 AM
Comments

In reply to your last question. YES.

Posted by: Michelle at October 10, 2003 02:15 PM

Its safe in South Africa. Buzz was buzzing about the same penis subject so I will say what I said to him. Its true - all true - barbarically true. Undeniably true. Witch doctors need that appendage desperately because it contains the brain cell of men. They can't decapitate men as there is nothing in the skull excepting mush.

Posted by: Michelle at October 10, 2003 02:58 PM

Where do y'all find this stuff? I'm cracking up.

Posted by: TW at October 10, 2003 03:08 PM

WTF?

Posted by: mark at October 10, 2003 03:22 PM

Just to clarify - my comment was a joke. The Africans don't think that a man's brain is in his penis though they should because that where a man's brain cell is actually kept isn't it. Isn't it? Don't most men think with their penis instead of their brain? *hit hand to forehead* oh no, its just South African men whose brains go all mushy when woman are involved and moved downwards to other parts of their body.

Posted by: Michelle at October 10, 2003 04:07 PM

YESTERDAY, IT WAS ABOUT PEEPS. TODAY, PENISES. wtf, bill? i guess we know where YOUR head is.

Posted by: stacey at October 10, 2003 04:16 PM