dear tlc producers,
time is running short here, and i’m worried that if we don’t coordinate our schedules soon, that there will be conflicts. we’re ALL busy people here. here’s my proposed schedule. please let me know how this will work for you all ASAP!
IMMEDIATELY(!!): “clean sweep.” garage, basement, and the room that was previously known as “our bedroom.” now known as “bill’s office.” with a bed. and other bedroom stuff. i'm thinking this would work.
JANUARY: “what not to wear.” this would be the perfect time for me. howboutchu?
FEBRUARY: “trading spaces.” jackson’s room. finish it. or do it all over again. i don’t care. just make it pretty again. please?
MARCH / APRIL: let’s just take a couple months off here, mkay? i think i might need a break.
MAY / JUNE: “ground force.” ok, ok. i know this isn’t TECHNICALLY a tlc show – what’s the hold-up with creating the american knock off? this may not be as big a problem as you think though. let’s go with the bbc “ground force” in may for the back yard / pool area. that should give you enough time to schedule me in for your premiere episode of the knock-off in june for the side yard. i think this is a pretty good compromise. let me know.
please look over this schedule asap. there’s a little wiggle room here. except for “clean sweep.” sorry.
Just don't let Frank in the door in February.
Posted by: Billy at November 5, 2003 09:29 AMThat would be nice for my house, too. And then HBO's Sex in the City girls can come and give me a massage.
Posted by: Texas T-Bone at November 5, 2003 02:44 PMThey need to come up with a show where they redo my entire house, to my liking, without it costing me a dime. Think that idea will fly?
Posted by: TW at November 5, 2003 03:37 PMNot doing the tv thing, I'm not at all sure what most of this is, but I like TW's idea a lot. My house is next, okay? I even have a room they can skip completely to save money because there is one room I really like! :)
Posted by: Crazy Girl at November 5, 2003 11:05 PMI love Frank!
-d
oh god, -d. don't say that. although i do have to admit, he's done much better recently.
but he's STILL not touching my house!
Posted by: stacey at November 6, 2003 11:57 AMWho in the hell is Frank and can I request Tim McGraw shows up at my house??? He doesn't have to do anything....just be there.
Posted by: Kathy Howe at November 6, 2003 06:32 PMDon't let that crazy chick that glues hay to the walls in your house either.
Posted by: Tuesday at November 8, 2003 10:04 PM