January 11, 2004

Shel Silverstein Just Rolled Over

"I'm lookin' for my missing piece," is part of the lyric for a song in Shel Silverstein's The Missing Piece, which was one of my favorite books to read and sing to the boys when they were younger.

Well, Oscar Hernandez is probably pretty pleased today that somebody found his missing piece. How could he hack it off with a machete? Well, he is from Texas, the same place as George the Lesser, who has emasculated many and much in the last three years.

Posted by Bill at January 11, 2004 10:18 PM
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Ahhhh!

(But has anyone seen my missing peace?)

Posted by: Jody at January 11, 2004 10:39 PM

Yeeeoouch!!!!!

Posted by: Keri at January 11, 2004 10:42 PM

What is the deal with this, guys? Is this something that all males think about? I've seen about four articles regarding similar injuries (and heard of one here from an ER nurse) in the past six months. Sounds like some sort of epidemic.

Posted by: TW at January 12, 2004 03:46 PM

Sarah Sylvia Cynthia Stout
simply would not take the garbage out.
But honestly, Sarah, it's just not so bad
when you think what coulda been found in your glad bag.
And to think with a wink that you can just cut it offus
would lead one to think that the man was just obstreperous.

ok, this is bad. Shel really is rolling over...

Posted by: wlfldy at January 15, 2004 07:49 AM