I am writing to the Justice Department and asking the government to approve any sale of AT&T to any company. If Cingular wants to buy the company, that's great. Do it now, and get it over with.
There are a few conditions that must absolutely be part of any approval of the sale. All copies of the tape of that commercial being run by AT&T with the half faces being put together and constantly changing while singing must be destroyed. And the ad agency which produced that commercial that is slowly driving me insane must be put out of business.
And the person at the ad agency who thought up that mind bender was obviously on LSD or 'shrooms and must be put in a locked room ... alone ... with a TV ... with a remote control that doesn't work ... playing that commercial ... in between screenings of the Michael Jackson "Black or White" video ... indefinitely.
Posted by Bill at February 27, 2004 04:50 PMLOL, but anything is better than the nasty rat in the Quizno's ads. Spongmonkey. Yuck.
Posted by: Cowtown Pattie at February 27, 2004 09:34 PMI bet I would know exactly what you are talking about if I watched TV, wouldn't I?
Posted by: Kathy Howe at February 28, 2004 01:07 AMFortunately for me, like Kathy, I rarely watch tv and tend to leave the room when commercials come on anyway, but hey I'll help you carry out that sentence, I've always wanted to torture someone. Maybe we could add a background chorus of the little girl from the old shake and bake commercials going "and I helped" just to insure that the torture is as inhumane as possible.
Posted by: Jeff A at February 28, 2004 02:53 AM