During NCAA basketball tournament games, there are no commercials for Always feminine absorbent things for times when you have your period and you're sitting for long periods and you stand up and you leak a little, but those commercials are on Monday nights during sitcoms on CBS.
This is a female secret I didn't want thrust upon me. It was quite enough for one lifetime to have learned about douche from TV commercials.
And did you know there is a drug on the market called Zelnorm, something that is prescribed only for women? Apparently, if a woman has a peculiar disease which causes printing to appear on her abdomen, this drug, Zelnorm, cures it. Yes, I know I could look it up on the Internet and learn all about what Zelnorm cures, but that happens to be one of those things that a man should not be required to know. At least, it has never been an answer on any multiple-choice test I have ever taken.
And isn't there some kind of FCC regulation that says door bells on TV cannot sound like real-life door bells so that the dogs don't go fucking crazy every time someone rings a door bell on TV?
Posted by Bill at March 29, 2004 10:45 PM~worse yet, I had a chocolate lab, Mushroom, who knew how to operate the remote control for the boob tube, it did not pay to get into a fight with him over the remote...~
Posted by: btezra at March 30, 2004 12:23 PMfirst, i HATE prescription drug commercials ... they're pushing drugs just like that guy down on the corner. second, i HATE that they never tell you what they're for. "ask your doctor if this stupid drug is right for you."
stupid drugs.
Posted by: tj at March 30, 2004 04:24 PM