Chico Salmon, a player on the Cleveland Indians long before the turn of the century, complained that he couldn't play until he got his toe nails clipped. They grew upwards and made his feet hurt ... or so he said.
Sammy Sosa didn't play yesterday because he severely injured his back sneezing.
Oh, to be a well-conditioned millionaire athlete ...
Posted by Bill at May 17, 2004 02:53 PMI thought only old ladies like me hurt their backs sneezing.
Posted by: Anji at May 19, 2004 11:50 AM