Scene: Starbucks
Players:
Bill (Starbucks regular)
Kevin (Starbucks irregular)
Michelle (Starbucks Barista)
Kevin: Venti triple non-fat latte, please.
Michelle: You shaved your head!
Kevin: Yeah, I thought I'd try it out.
Bill: You thought you'd try out being bald?
Michelle: (Uncontrolled laughter)
Kevin: Yeah. Just did it.
Bill: Yeah, I know. The tan line makes you look pretty silly.
Kevin: You are fuckin' hilarious, man.
Bill: For a real bald guy.
You shudda told him real men drink chick pea lattes.
Posted by: Cowtown Pattie at August 10, 2004 05:02 PMHey now... My daughter tried out shaving her head a few years back! Yep. I can see you shaking your head in sad wonderment. She was a gorgeous bald chick, too! She just felt like it. For something different. It's always fun having an artist in the family.
But it was middle of winter and there were no tan lines for her to deal with. That's pretty funny! He needs a bottle of QT. heh. But Bill, did you have to point out the obvious to him? In front of Michelle? She's probably really cute, huh?
Posted by: Keri at August 10, 2004 09:00 PMI was just talking to my boys the other day about the best way to not get into a fight: Steer clear of bad situations.
I need to reinforce the point about not making inflammatory statements about personal and/or appearance related to someone you don't know very, very well.
Of course, seeing as you're an attorney, you could probably bail yourself out of jail after you got yourself into a fight.....
Posted by: lucy at August 10, 2004 11:07 PMyou LOVE people thinking you can be a shit, don't you??!! and you know i'm not talking about kevin, the guy you pretended you do not know -- so that you could sound like a real creep. sheesh. what is up with that??
Posted by: stacey at August 11, 2004 09:57 AMThe only thing coming to mind right now is:
I'm too sexy for my hair...too sexy for my hair, so sexy it huuuuuuuuuurts.
You might be a creep but your a funny creep.
Posted by: Kathy Howe at August 12, 2004 01:34 PM