In an employment situation, this conversation took place recently between a woman who was just hired and was just introduced to an almost-19-year-old fellow employee:
Woman: "Is that your Mitsubishi out there?"
Boy: "Yes."
Woman: "The guy I sleep with has one just like it."
It sounds to me like she is really committed to this relationship ... this week.
And I know that I have been remiss in keeping you apprised of the wild and wonderful things that happen in this part of the country. I beg your forgiveness for failing to notify you of one of the major events on the North Ridgeville, Ohio, community calendar, which was held Saturday: Skunkfest 2004. I like skunks. I swerve to avoid hitting the little buggers when they're in the road, whether dead or alive.
And I am sorely disappointed because there were contests, games, and awards planned at this celebration to benefit "skunk rescue and education." You can e-mail the organizer of the event to make your plans to attend Skunkfest 2005 at daisyphew@comcast.net or to make a contribution to save the skunks.
Posted by Bill at September 12, 2004 11:44 PMGood Lord, Skunkfest. Please tell me your kidding?
Posted by: Jeff A at September 13, 2004 06:51 AMhaha... ferrets!
Posted by: mark at September 13, 2004 11:29 AM