September 17, 2004

Three Can Play This Game

I graduated from college "with real high distinction," or whatever they called it (I didn't really care too much ... two-time All-American was good enough for me), then I went to fucking law school, finishing as fast as they would allow me (the law school dean thought I was "reckless" in taking extra classes each quarter ...). I didn't get all this education for nothing, man.

I went out and bought her her very own Yu-Gi-Oh toothbrush.

And because she claims that she can't see very well, it's got a red handle, as opposed to the stylish dark blue one that is mine and that she has been using.

Posted by Bill at September 17, 2004 10:17 PM
Comments

Whoa. Dude. And they call that a press release? They didn't even include a photo!

Posted by: Keri at September 18, 2004 12:28 AM

Who the hell is THREE?

And I'm with Keri...where's the picture in that press release? Someone probably got fired over that one.

Posted by: Kathy Howe at September 18, 2004 09:24 AM

I guess a Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...

Posted by: lucy at September 18, 2004 01:09 PM

I think Stacey will be very happy with her new toothbrush. And if she is not careful, she will soon be receiving new toothbrushes from various other states or possibly other countries around the world *grin*.

Posted by: Michelle at September 18, 2004 04:13 PM

LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kathy Howe at September 18, 2004 10:32 PM