October 07, 2004

Did You Know ...?

Having been in trial for a couple days, and having gotten ready for the J-dogg's graduation party, which was a major success, before that, I haven't been keeping up with what is going on in the world.

DID YOU KNOW:

  • Laura Bush is voting for John Kerry;

  • the City of Brimbaw, Texas, disappeared along with its 1.2 million inhabitants;

  • Jeremy Goldsmith believes that, at just a tad over two feet, he has the biggest cock in all of England; and

  • Australian Lionel Trampling's wiener has an IQ of 78.

    Damn, too bad Lionel Trampling's dick is Australian and can't be President. It's smarter than the big one we have in the White House.

    Aside to George Bush the Lesser -- Do you know that since I posted on September 26 about the September killings you caused in Iraq, 10 more U.S. soldiers were killed before the end of September and 4 more this first week in October?

    Posted by Bill at October 7, 2004 03:32 PM
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    I knew I had been missing important news while on hiatus, but I had no idea such mind-boggling events had been occurring. Thanks for catching me up.

    Posted by: TW at October 8, 2004 12:01 PM

    I was going to leave a comment, but after reading all those links, I decided to leave well enough alone. I'll check back tomorrow.

    Posted by: philip at October 8, 2004 01:02 PM

    No, he won't. He'll be otherwise occupied. :-)

    Posted by: lucy at October 9, 2004 12:34 PM

    It is all your fault I had a regrettable underwear incident after reading about Lionel Trampling. You shouldn't share such things, really you shouldn't.

    Posted by: Liz at October 11, 2004 11:58 PM