Don't ask.
Fred Acker is in trouble again. He got off of a barking dog charge before because the prosecutor couldn't prove which dog was barking. Now, he's charged with animal abuse ... he's apparently having trouble taking care of 87 dogs and 32 cats.
Speaking of dogs and cats, sometimes there's a breakdown in family discipline. Sometimes the boys are fooling around and won't get going as fast as a parent would like. Donald Dycus doesn't like horseplay; so, he used a stun gun on his 14-year-old. Twice.
The Honorable Donald Thompson made the news in China when he used a penis pump to make jury trials more exciting. Allegedly, of course.
And also in the sexual vein, Austin Gullette hasn't been able to get anyone to believe that that the carnal knowledge with her was consensual. I think the prosecutor said, "I'll believe you when pigs fly!"
Pork. Let's see. You're upset with someone? Jam a pork chop in his eye! Puzzling to me, however, is the comment by "praizewarrior," who writes "He who has God's heart does not lack for His arm." What does that mean?
Posted by Bill at January 29, 2005 04:11 PMI am still trying to get over the stun gun incident.
Posted by: jenorama at January 30, 2005 06:56 PM