Dear Mr. Prewshnicky,
It has come to my attention that you are partially bald; however, you have attempted to conceal your partial baldness by styling your hair using only the remaining hair on your head. Photographic evidence has revealed that you divide your hair into three sections and carefully fold one section over another, thereby concealing your partially bald pate.
Please be advised that unless you immediately cease and desist the styling of your hair in this manner, I, on behalf of my clients, will be forced to file suit in the United States District Court to seek injunctive relief and monetary damages for infringement upon United States Patent No. 4,022,227, issued by the United States Patent Office to my clients.
It would be appreciated if you or your attorney would contact me immediately to verify that you have complied with this request to cease and desist. Failure to do so will force me to take further action to enforce my clients' rights under federal law.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Bill
Posted by Bill at March 11, 2005 09:43 AMLOL!!! Where in the hell did you find that patent! And it's for real??? holy moly. You've got too much time on your hands, sir. Peronally? I had a really difficult time figuring out how that whole covering the pate thing worked with the three sections and would very much like to see a straight on photo of the guy who does this (and perhaps a from the back photo as well). :) Quite fun. Thanks. It took a while to download the plugin needed to view the damn sketches, but it was well worth it.
Posted by: Keri at March 11, 2005 09:56 PMI CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
I went to the images page.
Have you ever seen anyone with that hairstyle on a windy day?!?!?
hoooooooo...heeeeeeeeee..ROFLMAO over here!
Posted by: KathyHowe at March 12, 2005 08:26 AMI am going to have to ask you to cease and desist on the cease and desist as I have copyrighted that phrase. Effective immediately all lawyers using this will have to pay a licensing fee of $50 per order!
Posted by: Jeff A at March 12, 2005 10:20 PM