May 13, 2005

The Origin Of Man

I finally got around to looking at this story at CNN.com today. I noticed the little headline under the Science section. So, I looked at the picture and read the caption. Here is the picture, with the caption reproduced beneath it:

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An artist's sketch of a new, formerly unknown species -- the Kha-nyou as local Laotians call it, was discovered by a team [of] scientists in a hunter's market in central Laos.

I am going to the West Side Market tomorrow morning. When I leave this drawing at Kaufman's Poultry, I'll start a big controversy. I expect to see the drawing with this caption at CNN.com:

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An artist's sketch of a new, formerly unknown species -- the Chicken-Man as local Clevelanders call it -- was discovered by a team of scientists in a market in central Cleveland.

I invited a friend who works at NASA Glenn Research Center, who might qualify as scientist if he still has a job, to go to the West Side Market to make the "discovery." Shades of the Piltdown Man.

Who writes those captions for CNN.com?

Posted by Bill at May 13, 2005 06:05 PM
Comments

is that anything like the chicken-lady from kids in the hall?

"braak, would you like a beer, or are you just going to drink from the toilet? braaak!"

Posted by: tj at May 13, 2005 08:51 PM

Tea all over the keyboard, thanks!

Posted by: Anji at May 15, 2005 04:33 AM

Does the Chicken-Man do the chicken dance?

Posted by: lucy at May 16, 2005 12:00 AM

I never saw any chicken men at the market when I was there.

I miss everything.

hrmpf.

Posted by: KathyHowe at May 17, 2005 07:31 AM