June 11, 2005

EARLY MORNING OBSERVATIONS BY J-DOGG

it's 9:00 in the morning. we've already had two calls from the j-dogg. the second call was one of his on the-scene reports of strange happenings in the world around him. i don't know where he gets that from.

as often happens, he noticed a cute girl driving the car behind him. he continued to glance in the rear-view mirror as he drove, probably hoping to catch her eye, until, not aware that she was being scrutinized, she ducked her head under her armpit to check the effectiveness of her deodorant. she looked around to make sure nobody was watching. she apparently didn't notice the young guy in the car in front of her laughing. she checked her other armpit.

Posted by Stacey at June 11, 2005 09:35 AM
Comments

I thought you were going to tell us he smashed the car. I hope she smelt okay. Has he brought any laundry home yet?

Posted by: Anji at June 12, 2005 08:09 AM