September 18, 2005

Liar, Liar -- Impeach Him and the Whole Crew

Impeach Bush. Send him a message. He already got a message from his unhappy god -- flood, famine, and pestilence on the Gulf Coast.

He'd never be convicted and removed from office, but wouldn't the public find out the juicy details in the trial? It wouldn't be a hearing about blow-jobs, although there have been plenty of the proverbial blow-jobs given to him, about which the details would be imparted.

But what if he was convicted? Then that fucker Cheney would be the man in charge. So, he needs to be impeached, too. Why? "Follow the money. Always follow the money," was what the 20th Century philosopher Hal (Mark Twain) Holbrook opines every time I see All the President's Men. on TMC. If he hasn't been dipping into the 200 billion dollars being spent on Iraq, where they are spent like sands through the hour glass, he will surely be taking a dip into the magic waters of the Gulf Coast, where his cronies at Halliburton are already lined up waiting to clean up.

He'd never be convicted and removed from office, but wouldn't the public find out the juicy details in the trial? It wouldn't be a hearing about blow-jobs, although there have been plenty of the proverbial blow-jobs given to him, about which the details would be imparted.

Here's some interesting reading. ... And I must apologize to all of you civil engineers out there -- I had no idea what you really did. In college, the other gearhead categories heaped abuse on you like you were a red-headed stepchild. I remember when that dud of a comet, Kahoutek, was supposed to dazzle us all, all those gearheads were out on the commons with their telescopes of all sizes and shapes ... hell, those gearheads wouldn't let you within five feet of their delicate, expensive, graduation-present telescopes. They did, however let baseball players look through them ... here's the secret -- the comet show was such a dud that by the second night the Roberts brothers had all the telescopes aimed at the women's dormitories.

Back in 2003, this article pointed out that New Orleans couldn't be evacuated and that the death toll would be 25,000 to 100,000,. I guess that incompetent moron of a mayor, Ray Nagin, did an okay job of keeping the death toll down.

Back in 2000, insurance companies were already looking for excuses, foreseeing 10,000 deaths and a chilling prediction: "We need to bite the bullet as a society and say that we have a problem. ... New Orleans needs a wake-up call. The city is on the verge of becoming extinct." As with a 19-year-old kid, it takes a number of wake-up calls.

Enough of this doom and gloom. I'm going to play golf after heading up to Starbucks.

Next: Caffeine vs. De-Caf -- How Does It Impact Your Golf Score?

Posted by Bill at September 18, 2005 09:41 AM
Comments

Hell yes. Impeach 'em. Impeach 'em all! And bring back our boys and girls, dammit.

Are you really drinking de-caf these days? Is this a health issue, dear?

Posted by: Keri at September 18, 2005 11:07 AM

President Bush is a dweeb.

Posted by: lucy at September 18, 2005 05:15 PM

Dweeb? Really intelligent.

Get Nagin and Blanco out of there. They couldn't lead a hungry dog to a rare steak.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at September 19, 2005 09:55 PM