October 18, 2005

Harriet Miers Uncovered!!

I notice that there is a big brouhaha in the news about anti-bacterial soaps. You read about that kind of stuff on this blog like ... so many months ago it's not even funny ...

And Reuters has this fuckin' article about nail polish for dogs. Damn, you saw pictures on Stacey's old blog of her manicured boxers ... what the fuck?

So, dude, you like want to know about Harriet Meyers Myers Meiers Mayers Miers ... I mean, totally know about her? It's like all there ... but nobody ... says like any of this shit.

So, time to like ... ummm ... weigh in, so to speak, on Harriet getting the big fucking nod ... it's like what every lawyer jokes about ... like your best friend gets elected president. Hah! Totally cool ... of course, and weird at the same time ... he like just one day up and appoints you to the Supreme Fucking Court. Awesome, dude!! Totally fucked up, don'tcha think? I mean, that's like what you dream about. The ultimate lawyer wet dream-joke!! Then what the fuck ... get away!!! You like wake up one morning, prolly after partying with the girls, and he like nominates you to the Supreme Fucking Court. Even forget to take off that fucked-up eye make-up, dontchaknow, that '70's Twiggy-look. Whoa, totally awesome ... back in the day, yo! Dude, thanks ... I never thought ... shit, man ... it would really happen like that and all ... but shit! It's totally fucked up, man! Fuckin' cool, though!! Gotta admit that. Fuckin' rocks!

So, here it is ... where I oh-pine about Harry-kerry ...

I like ... ummm ... skimmed over that 57-page test she got from the dudes in the Senate, the committee that like has that one old dude on it, ummm ... you know ... Orville Redenbacher, I think. I’m all fuckin' impressed by the things she's all involved in. I've like never, ever seen so much shit one person could do ... whoa ... really fuckin' blown away.

Man, Hah!! I like ... uhhhh ... play golf with this group of guys on Saturday mornings –- like ... ummm, what ... three times this year. What else? Can’t like think of anything else. Fuck me ... When does she like have time to do all this cool stuff for her like ... ummm ... y'know ... extra-curricular activities?

“Extra-curricular” cuz, y'know ... you like read these fuckin' notes she sent to George and Laura -- they are like the best, y'know ... and they totally sound like they're from this 14-year-old … makes me wonder about her ... like totally, dude. Whatever.

But I got her like ... ummm ... totally figured out. I like gaze at this shitload of stuff she's all caught up in doing ... y'know, like the Jewish award she made this big fuckin' deal about and I'm ... ummm ... like dizzy from it all ...

But here's like two really serious ... ummm ... big ... humongous fucking gaps in her ... umm .... credentials for being like the-e-e biggest fuckin' decision-maker of the goddamn 21st Century:

1) She’s never been married; and
2) SHE'S. GOT. NO. KIDS.

So, dude, she ... ummm .... is like totally lacking in some very seriously important life experiences ... I mean, fucking totally.

Like ... ummm .... I can't see it. Totally disqualifies her, man.

Dude, G.W., ... pick someone else ... Like that Suzanne Sommers chick ... she's like got some really good ... skills. She'd totally rock at the job.

Posted by Bill at October 18, 2005 11:58 PM
Comments

Wow! This entry really made me think! (Scary...me thinking at such an early hour with not enough caffeine in me) I never thought about being a spouse and parent being a prerequisite for the job, but it makes sense.

Now it has also occured to me that you, being a lawyer, could actually be a supreme court judge one day. THAT is a thought I will ponder all day. The things you could do with that much power...

Posted by: moonandsun03 at October 19, 2005 11:49 AM

Ah Bill, where's the picture?

Posted by: Joel at October 19, 2005 05:25 PM

Potty mouth.

Posted by: lucy at October 20, 2005 12:06 AM

Where's a good Barbara Jordan when you need her?

Not married (batted for the other team), no children, but a very brilliant woman, IMHO. You never had to guess where Miss Jordan stood on an issue.

Can you imagine the feeding frenzy today if she were nominated to the Big Hoity Toity Court?

Posted by: Cowtown Pattie at October 20, 2005 11:27 AM

annnnnnnnd she's dropped out. I finally saw the totally cool notes that she sent to the Bushman. She really thought he was cool, didn't she? Yeah, that was a bitchin' note she sent him. Wow. She sounded really with it and hip and together and part of the now, didn't she? god. I can't even speak today-speak and I have a teenager. Glad she's out of the running.

Posted by: Keri at October 27, 2005 01:52 PM