March 16, 2006

Higher Education, Here I Come!!

I thought about getting like a Ph.D. degree. I think it would like be an awesome thing in my law practice, like it would, y'know, sound totally cool to tell people that I have a Ph.D.

But a Ph.D. to be like really good has to be from a big name school, like it would be awesome to have, y'know, like a Ph.D. in Global Political Economy and Finance or in something cool like Organizational System Development, whatever that is, or in just plain old Physics, y'know, like Einstein, from Harvard, or Princeton, or maybe even Berkley. I know someone who has like a Ph.D. from there ... he is like totally cool, traveling all over, like to China, where I've never been, and stuff like that. Yeah, if I got a Ph.D., that would just be so fucking cool.

Berkley it is ... and so surprisingly affordable!!

Posted by Bill at March 16, 2006 09:01 PM
Comments

You would think they would have more class than to put that annoying talking box on their site. Let me guess, they do not have a class on web design!

Posted by: Jeff A at March 17, 2006 12:34 AM

I used to do higher education when I was an undergraduate. I don't know that it helped my grades or not.

I'm past the statute of limitations for talking about this stuff, aren't I, Bill?

Posted by: Joel Sax at March 17, 2006 02:33 AM

The best part is the disclaimer at the bottom:

"The University of Berkley is not permitted to do business with any citizens of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania."

Maybe I can try Harverd-u.edu instead.

Posted by: Elle at March 17, 2006 08:01 AM

Me, too! Me, too! Oh wait, I don't have my SAT score stuff. Think they'll mind?

Posted by: Vicki at March 17, 2006 08:57 AM

And you could do something cool like come to South Africa too? Yeah, go on .... get a Ph.D.

Posted by: Michelle at March 18, 2006 03:39 PM