April 29, 2006

Steppin' Out with Ike

You're a guy. And if you're not a guy, just assume you're a guy ... just for a moment, as painful and disgusting as that may be. Go lift up the toilet seat to get in the mood -- and leave it up while you're reading this.

So, you're a guy ... and you think that you're like pretty cool and all, kind of virile, and, you know, like you have it totally together, you know, like most of the time, at least.

And you're talking to your wife, to whom you've been married for a long time. Now that you think about it, saying "to whom you've been married" is, even though grammatically proper, rather stilted; and you don't, you know, talk that way all the time. Anyway, you're talking to your wife and she starts telling you about a dream she had.

And in the dream, she says she was on a cross-country trip with Ike Barinholtz, the guy from Mad TV, and that little dude, Bobby Lee.

I mean, what the hell? How would you feel? Really. Ike ... Barinholtz. Bobby ... Lee.

Fuckin' A ... to the extreme.

Posted by Bill at April 29, 2006 11:47 PM
Comments

Cross country, huh? Well that doesn't bode well for me, since I'm on the other end of it. And if she's hanging with those two, they're probably hooking up with the Fab Five from Queer Eye, and looking for something to redecorate. Thanks, but I like my pad the way it is. :o)

Posted by: Kyle at April 30, 2006 12:58 PM

I have to tell you, I have a secret crush on Ike Barinholtz, but I thought I was the only one. Bobby Lee, not so much, but he'd be damned fun to hang out with.

Posted by: Jody at April 30, 2006 01:03 PM

Excuse me while I click on Ike and Bobby's links. Don't know who they are.

Posted by: KathyHowe at April 30, 2006 03:19 PM

And this is exactly why John and I do not discuss our dreams. Unless they were hilariously funny. Or just wrong. Like Stacey's.

Posted by: Vicki at April 30, 2006 04:16 PM

OK, so this is a total subject hijack, but I have misplaced your email address:

The Tri-C JazzFest is a community college jazz festival, held at Tower City Center, a large mixed-use facility located on Public Square in the center of downtown Cleveland, Ohio.

The band, Mifune, was playing. They were garbed in modest white tshirts, with an image of GW Bush on the front with the red circle-slash icon superimposed. They only played 20 minutes, as the power was cut off, due to their outfits.

The person who demanded the band remove or disguise their t-shirts was Lisa Kreiger.

"We felt the band's attire was distracting and inappropriate", said Lisa Kreiger. "We welcome all the musical groups from the festival. The purpose of the show was to provide musical entertainment."

Details here:

http://gen-eric.com/music/


Management Company
Lisa Kreiger, General Manager
Forest City Commercial Management, Inc.
230 West Huron Road Suite 72.86
Cleveland, OH 44113

lisakreiger@forestcity.net

Posted by: Liz at April 30, 2006 09:21 PM

funny - anywho...

I too had to click the links. Never heard of 'em.

Sounds like an interesting dream. LOL! Poor Billy.

Posted by: Keri at April 30, 2006 11:48 PM

pfffft. good thing i don't tell you everything.

Posted by: stacey at May 1, 2006 08:36 AM

I never get dreams with Juliette Binoche in them. :(

Posted by: Joel Sax at May 4, 2006 04:55 PM