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Vasectomies for All!!!

I'm finding that like when there were no women out there doing research and shit like that, the world was more ordered and stuff wasn't all like blamed on me men. But now, there's like all these women out there doing all kinds of fucking research and getting ... umm ... y'know, degrees and shit, like P ... H ... D's; and, of course, when they're educated like that, they gotta justify themselves; so, they're gonna like skew the data and fuck with the standard deviations to totally blame males for all their fucking problems. You know how it is, dealing with these women ... they all think they're so-o-o-o-o together and smart and they're like God's gift to man ... I got a real good example about what I'm talkin' about.

Women with partners ages 35 or older had nearly a threefold increase in spontaneous abortions compared with women whose partners were younger than 25 .... The increased risk was independent of maternal age and was not confounded by diabetes, smoking, parity, or previous spontaneous abortions. [Emphasis fucking added]

Can you fucking believe that? Karine Klienhaus ... oh, sorry ... Doctor Karine Kleinhaus claims that her research shows that. Yeah, right ... Y'know, it used to be that like they got blamed for this kind of stuff ... you know, they had it last. To analogize to football, how could men like fumble the ball when men don't even have the fucking ball?

But this wise-ass woman researcher from, get this, the Mailman School of Public Health (Can you fuckin' believe that ... mailman?), has this clever fucking bullshit retort that like takes the proverbial cake, like we don't know bullshit when we hear it:

"This is not as surprising as it may sound at first, as it was already shown by other researchers that older men have more abnormalities in their sperm, and that their children are more susceptible to certain birth defects," said Dr. Klienhaus.

Yeah, other researchers ... where's your proof, Doctor ... just say it like it's some kind of fact with no footnotes or other proof. That's good research. And "their children," like the men are the ones who have the children ... you see how it is? Sounds like Weekly World News to me.

Posted by Bill at August 7, 2006 01:38 PM