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Happy Thanksgiving

I was planning to personally wish my two readers a happy and healthy Thanksgiving, but I didn't feel like trying to find their phone numbers; so, I'm doing it here.

I was in the grocery store yesterday and saw an article in one of the newspapers at the check-out counter about Laura Bush giving W. an ultimatum about his on-going affair with Condoleeza Rice. I wonder if she's the only secretary he's bopping or if he's in bed with any of his other secretaries.

I thought I'd take the dogs out for their morning walk and let them run around adjacent to the convention center, but there were 20,000 spandex-clad runners waiting to start the annual Thanksgiving Day run, about which I forgot. And it wasn't just the 20,000 runners. They brought all kinds of other people with them. And dogs ... they brought dogs, too. So much for our early morning walk with nobody around.

And I would be remiss in not pointing out to you that a new scientific study has found that women use exclamation marks significantly more than do men!!!!!!!!

I am flabbergasted!! I am bowled over by the conclusion reached by this research!!! What is more surprising is that it confirms previous studies!!!!!!! I repeat ... previous studies!!! Imagine that!!!

I have heard the expression, not directed to me personally, mind you (I take that back. Another player said that to me during a baseball game; he got hurt later in the game!! Unfortunate!!!), but to other athletes, "You throw like a girl!!!!"

Now, geeks have an insult upon which to fall back!!!!!!

Finally, since this post has taken a turn toward linguistics. The word of the day is "trencherman."

Posted by Bill at November 23, 2006 09:56 AM