January 28, 2007
Goin' to the Lie-barry
Let's see. Southern Methodist University seems to be willing to besmirch its name and honor and make space for W's presidential library. Fall on the sword for posterity, I guess ... the library is going to cost about a half a billion dollars. That's right, one-half billion. Nothing cheap for this president .... This library will rival the pleasure dome he's building in Iraq, of which we have not heard lately, that will house the U.S. Ambassador to Iraq and all the U.S. people who live there.
The library, I understand from preliminary drawings submitted to the architects at KBR by the president, will be unique, as far as libraries are concerned. An excerpt from the drawing says ... "like the ride at Disney Whirld with the prezzes, accept there wood just be me, not all those other guys, and like the ride with that song I like about the wurld and Ronuld McDonuldBurger King should be part of it. Cuz he's a winner."
I'm trying to figure out what kind of papers are going to be in the library ... there can't be much in the way of scholarly works, except maybe greeting cards from Harriet Miers, stuff like that. So, I checked around with ... my sources ... and I was given a copy of one of the first things President-elect Bush wrote. It may be classified as top secret under some executive order. If not, it will be.
