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Peeps Place

It had to be a black bag job. I was unfamiliar with the territory, and my friend, Dave, mercenary extraordinaire, begged off because he had to paint. I can understand that, but it would have been much better if he came along because he was familiar with the terrain. But I did make my way to a perch in Rockland Park across the street from the Just Born plant. Mission: Free the Sugar-Free Peeps.

Without going into the particulars of my arrest, I didn't realize the river was so far away -- the cuffs weren't too tight, and the 14 officers were very nice, and Police Commissioner Miller seemed like a pretty nice guy -- everyone was very understanding.

Anyway, there is now such a thing as Sugar-Free Peeps. Well, I guess the official name is Peeps Sugar-Free Marshmallow Chicks because they have all those other abominations that come under the Peeps logo.

Here's the package I smuggled out. I ate the contents.