It's got a backlit LCD with, get this, Caller ID! It's the BlueAnt V12 Bluetooth Headset! Now, while you're walking the dogs, riding your bike, driving your car, find out who is calling you by grabbing the thing off your ear and looking at the cool backlit LCD display to check the number and then putting it back on to talk. What a convenience item!
While wearing the V12, you can strap on a pair of gasoline-powered boots to make that jog up the hill a lot easier and faster. And marathons? Why waste time? Beat the crowds and finish in just over an hour! You will literally smoke the rest of the competition and leave them exhausted.
But before you strap on your boots for that marathon, how about a "comfy heated seat?" With such technological advances, why is it offered in only white? Why stop there, though? Go ahead, order the Swash 800 with the warm air-dryer and the wireless remote.
Speaking of warm water, you say you can't boil water? You say you didn't know why three pans came in that gift package because you need only one? You say you can't figure out what to do next because the recipe card caught on fire? Never use the wrong pan for a recipe again! Never burn anything! Never mess up a recipe again! It's ROBOTIC COOKWARE!
Posted by Bill at March 18, 2007 10:36 AMI don't like the idea of all those little arrows loose in my kitchen.
Someone, somewhere knows that the boots will come in handy one day...
Posted by: Anji at March 18, 2007 11:10 AMTechnology is amazing - and sometimes absurd!
Posted by: Vito at March 18, 2007 11:55 AMAh, the centuries of advancement...
Posted by: Trace at March 19, 2007 12:49 AMI used to hear the phrase "What will they think of next?" without fearing the collapse of western civilization. Eeesh.
Posted by: Kyle at March 19, 2007 01:31 AMActually? that cookware doesn't sound too bad. heh.
Posted by: Keri at March 19, 2007 07:19 PMIs it blue corn Fed?
Posted by: Joel at March 20, 2007 02:33 AM