April 02, 2007

English Is Fucked 2

Who came up with the expression "went missing?" Nobody says anything about it because it is used by talking heads in stories about the disappearance of young children. The children don't "go missing." While I appreciate the phrase as a colloquialism, other phrases can be used, e.g., "Geez, oh man! The kid's done gone!"

Fuckin' - A. Or fuckinay. Or fuck and A. Whatever.

The guy in charge of finding an appropriate Italian restaurant for the LSU women's basketball team to eat asked my opinion ... the players did not go to Danny Boy's Italian Eatery late Saturday afternoon, as I strongly recommended.

LSU suffered an ignominious defeat. Not my fault.

Posted by Bill at April 2, 2007 08:56 PM
Comments

Anybody who ignores an opportunity to hit D-boys deserves what they get. And it will not be a fried chicken and tortilla-strip pizza, either. That, they don't deserve. I'm just saying.

Posted by: dan at April 3, 2007 11:48 AM

Where would you have told UCLA to go?

Posted by: Joel at April 4, 2007 02:09 AM

LOL @ Dan. I'll just second what he said.

Posted by: KathyHowe at April 6, 2007 12:37 PM