April 20, 2007

It's Time for Physics

Tomorrow is Particle Accelerator Day!

I'm sure you have, as I have, mailed cards to all of the particle physicists you know ... and some of the particle physicists you don't know, just to make them feel appreciated.

It doesn't come at a better time, as far as I'm concerned. The cool down of the Large Hadron Accelerator over there in Switzerland is going well, I'm pleased to report to you. They'll be accelerating particles within the next few weeks at near light speeds and smashing them into each other. Just like Demolition Derby from Islip, New York.

What?!!

You didn't know? I, for one, am totally shocked! When was the last time you went to Target to check out the greeting cards? There's a huge display at our local Target with a myriad of Particle Accelerator Day celebration cards.

Go. Send your favorite physicist a card.

Go. Smash a few atoms tomorrow.

Or just consider it a reason to have a party.

Posted by Bill at April 20, 2007 09:47 PM
Comments

I don't know if particle acceleration would have the same thrill as a demolition derby for a bipolar -- or the Five Freeway at 2 am.

Posted by: Joel at April 21, 2007 01:35 AM

Can I pick up some particles at Wal-Mart? I'm thinking I'll accelerate 'em in the microwave, then leave 'em in the cupboard with the light bulbs, see what lights up. Physics is fun!

Posted by: Kyle at April 21, 2007 03:42 AM