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Let's Eat Chinese Food

Some Ferrari Chocolate was recalled yesterday. The chocolate was made in China.

More Ol' Roy dog food has been recalled. The tainted ingredients come from China.

Lucky Eight Brand Dried Lily Bulb has been recalled. I don't know why someone would eat dried lily bulb. It's an acquired taste without a doubt. It comes from China.

Toothpaste carrying names such as Cooldent Fluoride, Cooldent Spearmint, Cooldent ICE, Dr. Cool, Everfresh Toothpaste, Superdent Toothpaste, Clean Rite Toothpaste, Oralmax Extreme, Oral Bright Fresh Spearmint Flavor, Bright Max Peppermint Flavor, ShiR Fresh Mint Fluoride Paste, DentaPro, DentaKleen, and DentaKleen Junior, which are dumped at low-cost, bargain retain outlets, may contain antifreeze. They come from China.

King Chief brand Dried Lily Flowers have been recalled. I don't know why someone would eat dried lily flowers. It's an acquired taste without a doubt. Like the bulbs, the flowers come from China.

They say that monkfish are not poisonous, if prepared properly -- probably with dried lily bulbs. But cases of puffer fish, contaminated with the deadly toxin of the fish, have been labeled monkfish and have been recalled. The boxes are stenciled with "PRODUCT OF CHINA."

And that's why the conspiracy theorists believe that China, besides financing the war effort in Iraq and buying up all the land in the U.S., is slowly killing us with its "food" products.

Posted by Bill at June 7, 2007 02:17 PM