January 04, 2009

America's Newest Superhero!

There's a new superhero, secretly nurtured deep in the bowels of the edifice housing Fleet Laboratories in Lynchburg, Virginia, who will be roaming the country trying to cleanse mankind of the evil within.

Look! Up in the sky! Faster than a glass of prune juice! More powerful that an oral laxative! It's ENE-MAN!

Hurry! Show that you care! Send your loved one a greeting card from Ene-Man!

And Happy New Year!

Posted by Bill at January 4, 2009 06:36 PM
Comments

Hey, I have those same sunglasses. If he weren't such a nozzle, he'd be as cool as me.

Posted by: Kyle at January 5, 2009 01:49 AM