March 03, 2009

Happy Square Root Day!

I saw a motion (that's a fancy word for asking the court for an order) filed in a lawsuit in federal court seeking millions for a perceived civil rights violation. I have selected portions for your amusement on Square Root Day:

The corresponding summary judgments are asked to be stricken from the record. Each and every Defendant is relented upon voluntarily. Evidence and the OH1 document, so previously submitted, help to assert such a warranted motion by the Plaintiff. As F.R.C.P. Title 28, R. 56 allows for such. Motions may be requested to strike summary judgments or orders.

He was just getting warmed up. Later, he pointed out that:

The State of Ohio's last gasp is the citation of ORC 2443.02(a)(1), in hopes of generating procedural errors against the Plaintiff, this code is called & believed air tight, but with God almighty nothing is air tight unless he makes it so. The State of Ohio gives far less fuss to paying their lottery ticket winners, who have not earned one single penny. The Plaintiff has worked for, studies and is preparing to walk away like a lottery winner, and rightfully so. And for more ethical reasons of getting paid by the State of Ohio than a winning lottery ticket holder, as the Plaintiff's constitutional rights trump lottery tickets any day of the week.

Then, fear must have risen in the other side when he demanded that those he sued ... relent, as the Plaintiff has more legitimate tactics in reserve, for a legal victory!

Then he proclaimed: Criminals in our country earn millions for lobbying on Capitol Hill, Bankers get billions and the Plaintiff here is led to believe he is out of line and needs to worry about costs? No, the Plaintiff cannot relent. The Plaintiff has a rightful intent to walk away from this matter a well-to-do man because his Mother would have wanted him to and because he is a smart & industrious business man.

Take that!! How can you fight God and Mom?

Posted by Bill at March 3, 2009 05:23 PM
Comments

Thanks Bill. I celebrated square root day with the traditional slice of pi.

Posted by: Kyle at March 5, 2009 12:40 AM