April 01, 2009

Squeeze Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato

Since nobody reads this blog anymore, I can write about weird and unusual things from time to time: SQUEEZE BACON.

Combine it with mayonnaise and tomato puree in a squeeze bottle. You are on your way to a quick and easy BLT.

Posted by Bill at April 1, 2009 08:13 AM
Comments

Pull over. I need to throw up in the BP parking lot.

Posted by: KathyHowe at April 1, 2009 11:04 AM

I still read this or, at least, did. Please sir, you have assaulted my delicate sensibilities!

Posted by: Vicki at April 1, 2009 02:52 PM

Wow, that's recession food right there. We're cutting back on expenses, but we're still in such a rush. When I was a kid, folks ate cheeseburgers and Spam and waited around to die someday soon. What wait, when you can have your myocardial infarction tonight, for eight bucks? ... This is an April Fools joke, right? I hope. :o)

Posted by: Kyle at April 1, 2009 11:23 PM

You nearly got me there. Squeeze bacon and sushi??

Do they provide a straw to suck it up?

Posted by: Anji at April 4, 2009 05:46 AM