January 12, 2010

Door Mats

When we moved to the building, we got a rug for in front of our door.

Here's the rug:
monkey-rug.jpg

Somebody stole the rug. I suspected the two gentlemen who lived down the hall. They believed that all parties they held should start at 3:30 a.m. during the week -- and they acted accordingly. I think they thought that I complained about them. I know that's not proof, but who else would have done it?

We replaced it with --
monkey-rug.jpg
-- the same kind of rug.

That rug was stolen. Fuckers. Of course, the argument goes that I asked for it.

So, I got this rug:
whatgoesaround.jpg

Fuckers. Of course, they took my rug. Apparently, they didn't get the message.

I got a new rug:
skull.jpg

I figure that maybe they 'll get the message.

And I know. I hear you saying, "You idiot. They're going to take your new rug." That might be true, but I have technology on my side, now.

Posted by Bill at January 12, 2010 11:09 PM
Comments

It's a pity you can't put something nasty and smelly underneath it so that they take it back to their apartment.

Karma will get them.

Posted by: Anji at January 13, 2010 05:26 AM

AH.... now I can get to bed understanding the whole thing! Can't wait to hear how this turns out!
-d

Posted by: -d at January 13, 2010 09:42 PM

WOW. I hope you catch 'em in the act! (I really like Anji's idea... some smelly bomb would be so lovely...)

Posted by: Keri at January 14, 2010 04:08 PM

I have that same monkey door mat!!

Posted by: KathyHowe at January 18, 2010 11:11 AM