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Door Mats

When we moved to the building, we got a rug for in front of our door.

Here's the rug:

Somebody stole the rug. I suspected the two gentlemen who lived down the hall. They believed that all parties they held should start at 3:30 a.m. during the week -- and they acted accordingly. I think they thought that I complained about them. I know that's not proof, but who else would have done it?

We replaced it with --

-- the same kind of rug.

That rug was stolen. Fuckers. Of course, the argument goes that I asked for it.

So, I got this rug:

Fuckers. Of course, they took my rug. Apparently, they didn't get the message.

I got a new rug:

I figure that maybe they 'll get the message.

And I know. I hear you saying, "You idiot. They're going to take your new rug." That might be true, but I have technology on my side, now.

Posted by Bill at January 12, 2010 11:09 PM