September 27, 2010
Scientific Question Answered
I'm not one of those pesky scientists who try to twist things by using Math and Physics and Chemistry. When pesky scientists twist things like they are inclined to do by reason of their extensive education and their resulting superior knowledge, they actually denigrate the rest of us. That is like a very bad thing in today's society.
In today's society, we have reverted to the philosophy of yesteryear when Galileo, the father of modern science, the father of physics, the father of astronomy, was convicted of heresy for advancing human knowledge and thought. Imagine the nerve of that guy. Father of pesky scientists.
So, when my friend, Mic, asked me, "What is the human brain worth," I did not turn to a pesky scientist for the answer because I would have been the subject of certain ridicule and hatred, but to a source that provides the answers to most of the important questions of the day -- Marc's Deep Discount Store.
Answer: The human brain is worth $2.88.
See what that extensive education and resulting superior knowledge get you?
Posted by Bill at September 27, 2010 01:43 PMWhich department do the brains come under?
I see that they have Slim Fast chocolate bars, which appeals to my twisted sense of humour.
Posted by: Anji at September 27, 2010 03:34 PMHuh. Great. DON'T let HBB get hold of this information. Next thing you know, He'll be trying to replace that half brain of his with a cheap full brain replacement.
Posted by: Keri at September 28, 2010 11:16 PMYou gonna cook that up or teach it phenomenology? I'd recommend phenomenology, but with onions and wild rice. And a nice merlot.
Posted by: Kyle at October 2, 2010 01:03 AM