May 17, 2011
Personal Trainer
You might be familiar with the fact that I employed a personal trainer, who, like me, is a lunatic. He is pretty upset with me because every day he has been coming -- he has switched the day he's coming on very short notice, just so he can execute his evil plans for me -- it has been raining or cold.
He can't take me outside to work out on the hill next to the building.
I've come to know this guy. "Work out on the hill" does not necessarily mean running up and down the hill. That would be too easy.
He is diabolical, I tell you. And I broke one of his prized personal training accessories -- his heavy duty blue bungee cord-like device with handles. He made me try to walk sideways with it, like shuffling to the right and shuffling to the left, something about exercising muscles by the hips. Yeah, whatever. So, I tried to shuffle to the right -- it was hard to do, but I did it. The thing snapped -- TWANG! -- almost hit him. I think he thinks I did it on purpose. Like the weather thing. Like I said, he's a lunatic.
Anyway, I'm thinking that a lunatic won't make me simply run up the hill. What I am prepared for is a run up the hill, yes, but also, climbing up the side of the building to the roof.
I noticed a scaffold at the top of the building yesterday. We'll see.
Posted by Bill at May 17, 2011 01:56 PM