Oh, I can imagine it with stunning accuracy. I ship stuff for a living, so I've been over-exposed to the underlying, seething anger that postal employees and UPS employees possess. You just don't know how stupid you are until you've been sneered at by a postal employee. Poor Bill.

To be fair, I must note that my new mail carrier wears fishnet stockings with her uniform shorts, laughs a lot, and never complains about taking packages. She even made up a long, involved, and funny story about the travels of a priority package that took 5 months to get from Wyoming to Calif. I was peeved about it until she told her funny story!

robots will be doing that job soon ...

I thought it was a robot, could you see his switch anywhere?

I wonder what would've happened if you'd said, "Hey pal, I got your zip code right here," or maybe, "I'll zip code you in a minute, tough guy." Coulda been exciting!