I desperately needed a laugh this morning, and you so kindly offered me one!

I just know I will spend my day thinking. Not about anything that would actually help me in my personal life or business, but instead, about the many things a person COULD write on their bag o' dog shit.

What gets me in the gag solar plexus is when you pick up still-warm crap that sticks to the lawn, and you hafta squeegie it off of the grassblades with just so much finesse in order to keep from mushing the turds into fecal soup.

Roy. Ralph, Ruby and Rugby....

In our own backyard, Kman just turns the water hose on full blast and melts the poo into the St. Augustine.

He does curse a bit when I have given the poochies leftover corn nuggets from last night's supper...

You just reminded me I need to go de-crap our yard. we got a new puppy, and our big dog is showing her all the places NOT to poo.

As for the white stripe on the bag, sometimes you need to bring a "sample" to your vet. sometimes it is nice to label it so they know who the crap belongs to for testing.

i just had to do that this week and borrowed one from my neighbor, wrote "Brodie" 7/6/06 on the white stripe and they laughed. they said "you're the first person who ever actually labeled the poop. did you write before or after you picked up..."

as for the blue character, is he Bloo?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/amusings/136106390/
like this guy?

if so -- he's the best character ever.

Oh damn, I always hate it when I am someplace where folks think it is the "right thing to do" to clean up dog shit off some lovely lawn or street. I know it is the "right thing to do", but, what a "shitty" job, huh? I miss the city so much; but, the thing I love about being here in the country is, I only have to pick up dog poop if I want to, for our sakes, and not the neighbor's. During the winter months, I go out and clean up the yard a bit. During the summer, Sam simply thinks of the stuff as a great fertilizer, and on his riding mower, he mows it; as he enjoys so, the whole grass-grooming process.

Oh man, they're clear? No no. That ain't right. In my town, they have dispensers on posts in parks. But poop bags are black, like mini lawn&leaf bags. Sure, you don't leave it in the park for the kids to step in, but you don't have to look at it. :o)

is the stripe there so you can tell instantly which end is the "open" end? or is it just a sporty racing stripe, in case you want to challenge the neighbors to a... um... poo-off?

Oh my christmas...ROFLMAO...you are NOT right, Billy. NOT.RIGHT.

*laughs tears*