Too funny!

Sounds like the going-to-the-fucking-sun road might need to be included in them ther' devil numbers.

Oh Bill. Here's one reason why I adore you so much. In the midst of my extreme holiday stress, you write a post that references one of the funniest things you've written. I didn't even have to re-read the Montana post, I just giggled semi-hysterically while remembering.

Thank you for the stress reliever!

All the more lanes to funnel the folks fleeing the apocalypse?

For those committed to Satan, there's Route 666 which winds down the western side of Colorado and New Mexico. Cf. Natural Born Killers.