I agree - a job for which one became certified should at least count as a career :)

Yes. I can see this in my mind's eye. Bill the lawyer, cruising the solar system on his gravitational tractor; saving all people from the crap coming earth's way!

Indeed, even if you did get your tractor "out of gear", you would still be way ahead of the governments who have failed in their responsibilities to planet earth.

I learnt to drive a tractor before anything else. I think the gravity tractor would be ideal for you. The earth-bound ones turn over too easily.

You know if you're serously going to save the world Stacy will have to make you something to wear in lycra, preferably in a primary colour etc..

Why not become a corporate lawyer and help steal from the working classes? There's good money in it. ;)

Is it anything like that huge machine they drove around (and saved the world with) on the giant asteroid in Armagedon?