God, real people in an exercise room? The ones at my California spa are just too forking ~nice~. Could be that it's across the road from Rick Warren's Saddleback Church and they're all striving for purpose-driven lives. Color that boring as all hell.

This is why Jen and I got the elliptical machine in the house. I don't know why, but I get intimidated by the exercise culture that exists in this country.