I'm reading this aloud to Keith. And we were still, I think, rather amazed by the circuitous (or perhaps just amazingly curved) route you took to through the Twiggy Universe and so working our way through THIS. I'm not even sure either of us hit on the fact that Uranium was out of sorts until we hit that last line when I burst out laughing as I got to Titanium...

How does one manage three leashes at the end of which are dogs moving in three different directions, and the bag and the balancing to stoop for the organic matter when one ISN'T dealing with the curving at the edges and the actual objects appearing closer than they are?