who'd've thunk that golf could be so much fun? what with all the elongated member grabbing and whacking balls into holes and such. watch out for water hazards!

I can't believe they have the balls to try to patent this. People have been doing technical documentation of this process for a long time. Me ancestors called it a shillelagh.

I love it when you address us personally in your posts.

I'm not sure I should be reading about elongated members without my husband present.