Ah, yes, the erudite Mr. Bill and his ball stories.
Don't you recall Johnny Carson's interview with Mrs. Jack Nicklas? ( Or was it Mrs. Arnold Palmer?)
Carson had, as a guest, a pro-golfer's wife. I forget if it was Mrs. Jack Nicklaus or Mrs. Arnold Palmer, but Johnny asked her if she had any good luck ritual with which she sent her hubby out to the tours, and she said, "Yes. Before he leaves, I make sure I kiss his balls."
long pause....
Carson: "Well, I'll bet THAT sure makes his putter stand up straight!"
Nicklaus?
Posted by Cowtown Pattie at June 10, 2007 12:27 AMPenalty strokes? Guess the guy doesn't like solitary sex.
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