The thing I have always hated about the East and the Mid"west" is the insect life. We don't get ganged up on in these parts much.

Since the movers and shakers control the government, don't you think it is natural that they'd go after the little guys on the public golfcourses? I mean, that's where the revolutions come from.

My wife looked up a book about explosives tonight. I thought I'd mention it so that we wouldn't be the only ones ringing a bell in the CIA surveillance centers tonight.

Boom!

Now we know what Mork was going on about ... Nano Nano!

I can't wait for the next episode...

I'd guess that you were the victim of several horseflies. Those fuckers hurt. I hear deer flies are even worse. Once, when "vacationing' up in the Wisconsin northwoods, a horse fly bit me on my leg, through a pair of jeans upon which insect repellent had been sprayed.

And then I had to hike two miles through the snow to get to civilization.

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I forgot to mention in my comment over on Stacey's side and, really, it's too much trouble to go back over there when I'm already over here, that I bought this book for my sons: http://www.backyard-ballistics.com/

You know, seeing as I'm a seditious-throw-all-caution-to-the-wind-let's-go-blow-things-up-boys type of mom

That ought'll keep the guys at Ft Meade busy for a nanosecond or two...