A lot of yougsters won't know what you are talking about.
We have talking pumps locally and it gets very noisy. Rob was offended the other day because our pump wouldn't speak to us. They give out receipts too and you can choose to have one or not...

Not one mention of vomit in this entire post. I'm a little stunned.

I have the same general idea about the receipts. I get them when I'm traveling. But with me it's worse. I don't take them for documentation. My brain believes that the mere act of taking the receipt - in itself - deters fraud. They won't try it because I took a receipt. They don't know that I throw them away, unless they read your blog. But discard them I must, or die under an avalanche of thermal paper.