I'm sorry, but as an expert in all things autumnal I have to tell you that you can't have World Squash Day in March. October, November, probably December if you plant late and there's no snow or heavy frost, but not March.
Posted by Kyle at March 9, 2009 02:10 AMKyle is correct. No squash today, my love has gone away...
I've been told that you CAN safely use a cell phone while pumping gas at BP stations IF you cover it (not that, dude, the cellphone) first with a trojan...
Posted by Cowtown Pattie at March 9, 2009 11:36 PMSeriously? Like someone would keep trojans in the car? For the PHONE?
This is just a disturbing thought all around.
Posted by lucy at March 10, 2009 10:57 PMOh dear. I'm hoping there doesn't have to be any spermicide in that trojan because I think that would totally ruin the reception of the cell phone.
Posted by Keri at March 11, 2009 03:14 PM