Comments: Never Mind Swine Flu, What About the Monkey Terror

Oh, you don't want to be putting that thing up on your balcony, no sir. 3 reasons:

1. It's translucent and colourless because it doesn't exist.

2. It causes galloping dandruff in space age laboratory workers.

3. I have it on good authority that Mr. S.S. Bajwa (also a tramp freighter) wasn't killed accidentally. He was rubbed out, iced, knocked off by monkeys, having been warned to uninstall his ApeScare(R).

Posted by Kyle at May 2, 2009 04:30 PM 
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