I'm down here (waves) This is a real comment.

I remember the peanut butter post.
In our house that drawer is called 'The Useful Drawer'

That egg salad sounds wonderful - I'm pleased to read how well you cherish Stacey

Wow, you're getting more than your share of spam, huh? I triple dog dare you to eat a peanut butter and egg salad sandwich. I will if you will. We'll leave off the spam, in honor of Bloody Vikings everywhere.

Maybe the monkey is holding a banana and was just poorly drawn? Glad you lived to tell the story. You're a good man.