I haven't seen that on mine yet, but I do know they are lying when they say 'defrost'

it's a miracle that *I* am not crazy.

it's a miracle that *I* am not crazy.

Ooo, I know this one, from watching PBS. That indicates that your microwave is one of many that rest on a membrane shared by an infinite number of dimensions. Express is actually a transportation mode, allowing you to travel to other dimensions and tell your other selves to get their shit together. Now you just have to identify the appliance in your kitchen that makes you very small, so you can get in and ride.

Now that Kyle has told you what it is, I'm jealous. I want one. Well, if you ever figure out how to shrink yourself. And embiggen, too... gotta figure those things out first. Good luck.

*waves at crazy guy's wife*