Indeed! I'll remember not to put sweaters on Boston Terriers, walk them in town with retractable leashes, OR take them into the heart of Cleveland and speak sarcasm when you and your three hoodlums are around! Thank you for the knowledge, sir! I'm a better person for it...

Great story, Bill. Loved the concrete statue part. Amazing that she recognized the ridiculous (to a dog, undoubtedly) man-made symbol of her nemesis, despite profound olfactory evidence to the contrary.